The lonely Sasquatch. Sometimes he weeps. When he does that, the other forest creatures make fun of him and call him Sad-Squatch.
That's cool, because Sasquatch is at the top of the food chain, and they will all pay one day. Just wait.
Dishwasher safe, fun to hang out with, this plate will change your life and make you a better person. Of course, Sad-squatch will be happy to serve you dinner and tell you how happy he is to have come home with you.